Things Overheard In The Park House Recently

• "When I'm a grown up and I get to wrestle John Cena, I think I'm gonna let him win.  You know - take it easy on him."
• "What's for dinner?" (overhead 50 gajillion times - no exaggeration)
• "Curse you Mario, and your stupid brother Luigi too!"
• "Can I go get the mail in my underwear?"
• "Mom, I have the perfect costume for Halloween!  I'm gonna dress like the Undertaker from WWE, but hold a bunch of tightie whities in my hands and be the UndieTaker - get it?"
• "Take my bra off your head and go do your homework!" (seriously, what's up with THAT?!)
• "Will you go get Jack-Zilla for me?  I need a snuggle."
• "How come we never take the cats for a walk?  Why do the dogs get all the fun..."
• "If our smoke detectors were going off and you were posting on your blog would you even leave?" (they HATE the blog - can you tell?)
• "I want to join the choir.  Does that mean I'll have to sing a lot?"