What The?

OK, now I know I'm getting reeeeeeeeeeally old.  I thought I'd peruse the jeans.com website to see if there was anything that might be a good deal with the EverSave.com $10 credit, and the deal for jeans.com.  Now, I do realize that these are DESIGNER jeans, which is basically code for VERY EXPENSIVE.  However, shouldn't they look slightly better than that snazzy pair up there being sold for the bargain price of $209?  Here is one more clue that I am too old for these pants - the highest size waist you can get 'em in is 32! They start at a size 24 waist.  I don't even think my scrawny, little 6 year old boy who has no butt could fit in those!  LOL.  Seriously. LOL.