Things Overheard In The Park House Today

• He started it.
• Can I drive the car?
• Have you ever noticed that Alice has a mustache?
• I am NOT eating that.
• What is that smell?
• Luigi's arm fell in the toilet.  Can you get it out?  (no)
• Do I really have to scrub up, or can I just take a relaxing bath?
• That's not fair!
• Jack told me I'm his favorite.
• Draw circles on my back please.