YET... what do you do when YOU get sick? Nada. Nothin'. Ignore it. What's with this "I'm the Mom, I can't get sick. This house will fall apart without me." Yeah, right. Whatever. Catch a clue. Take care of yourself like you do every single other member of this family (even the pets). And don't even try the whole "We really shouldn't spend the money." or "I don't have time." Because if this were one of your precious children that would be a non-issue. Stop being a stinkin' martyr and go to the doctor next time you're sick. BEFORE it becomes a sinus infection, and strep. YEP - Guess who was sick on Thanksgiving?!?!
Seriously, woman. Listen to your own advice. Take some care of yourself. Today. Oh, and by the way.....considering your love for all things bacon, you might want to get the ol' cholesterol checked while you're at it. I'm just sayin'.
And for all of you reading this that might think this sounds all too familiar? You do the same! I'm done now. Sermon over. Thanks for listening. :(